{"id":11,"date":"2020-12-02T03:55:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-02T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2024-02-14T17:50:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-14T17:50:25","slug":"heathens-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Heathens Greetings!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  Just Remember\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: large;\">No matter what they tell you<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\n    >Axial Tilt is the Reason For The Season<\/span\n  >\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/4ed2d2663a5c3e18de390f8f4b9d0d43-1.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"620\" data-original-width=\"960\" height=\"206\" src=\"http:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/4ed2d2663a5c3e18de390f8f4b9d0d43-1.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><br \/><\/span>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">The Earth Is Not Flat<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Virgins Don&#8217;t Have Babies<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: large;\">There is no war on Christmas<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: large;\"><br \/><\/span>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: large;\">MERRY CHRISTMAS<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n  <span style=\"font-size: large;\">&amp; HEATHEN&#8217;S GREETINGS<\/span>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just Remember No matter what they tell you Axial Tilt is the Reason For The Season The Earth Is Not Flat Virgins Don&#8217;t Have Babies There is no war on Christmas MERRY CHRISTMAS &amp; HEATHEN&#8217;S GREETINGS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":70,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,54,53,31,56,38,20,52,58,55,57],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}