{"id":11,"date":"2020-12-02T03:55:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-02T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2024-02-14T17:50:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-14T17:50:25","slug":"heathens-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Heathens Greetings!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n Just Remember\n<\/div>\n
\n No matter what they tell you<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n Axial Tilt is the Reason For The Season<\/span\n >\n<\/div>\n
\n <\/a>\n<\/div>\n
\n
<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n The Earth Is Not Flat<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n Virgins Don’t Have Babies<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n There is no war on Christmas<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n
<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n MERRY CHRISTMAS<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n & HEATHEN’S GREETINGS<\/span>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just Remember No matter what they tell you Axial Tilt is the Reason For The Season The Earth Is Not Flat Virgins Don’t Have Babies There is no war on Christmas MERRY CHRISTMAS & HEATHEN’S GREETINGS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":70,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,54,53,31,56,38,20,52,58,55,57],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t