{"id":133,"date":"2025-07-02T21:48:14","date_gmt":"2025-07-02T21:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2025-07-02T21:48:14","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T21:48:14","slug":"eyewitnesses-angels-and-the-devil-in-the-desert-a-case-of-gospel-mythleading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Eyewitnesses, Angels, and the Devil in the Desert: A Case of Gospel Mythleading"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">Disclaimer: <strong>Today we are going to discuss a couple of the events in the Gospel of Luke. <\/strong>The Gospel of Luke, like the other three canonical gospels, does not include the name of its author within the text itself. The title \u201cLuke\u201d is based on early church tradition, which attributed the book to Luke the physician, a companion of the Apostle Paul mentioned in a few of his letters. While this attribution has been widely accepted throughout Christian history, it\u2019s important to note that it is not stated directly in the gospel. Most scholars date the Gospel of Luke to around 80 to 90 CE, placing its composition several decades after the life of Jesus. According to the opening verses, the author\u2019s intent was to gather information from earlier sources and eyewitnesses in order to create an \u201corderly account\u201d for the benefit of believers. To make things easy, we will conceed authorship in this blog. <br><br><strong>So The Book Of Luke opens his gospel with this classy, confident statement:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve carefully investigated everything from the beginning and decided to write an orderly account\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ah yes, the ol\u2019 \u201cI did my own research\u201d defense, biblical edition.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, Luke doesn\u2019t claim to <em>be<\/em> an eyewitness, which is refreshingly honest. Instead, he\u2019s basing his story on what the eyewitnesses supposedly handed down. But this is where things get&#8230; let&#8217;s say, suspiciously cinematic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lUKE-iNFO-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lUKE-iNFO-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lUKE-iNFO-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lUKE-iNFO-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/lUKE-iNFO.png 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Let\u2019s take a walk through two of Luke\u2019s most private scenes, you know, the ones no human being could have possibly witnessed, but which he describes in vivid, dramatic detail anyway. Just normal historian stuff. Totally above board.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Exhibit A: Mary and the Angel Gabriel<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Luke 1:26\u201338 gives us a tender, deeply personal scene between Mary and the Archangel Gabriel. He shows up like a glowing UPS driver from God, drops the immortal line \u201cYou will conceive a son,\u201d and peaces out. Mary, to her credit, doesn\u2019t freak out or pepper-spray him. She just nods, says \u201cLet it be,\u201d and becomes the vessel for salvation. Quiet day in Nazareth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now pause. Who was there to see this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No one.<br>Not Joseph. Not a servant. Not even a stray cat.<br>Just Mary and an invisible cosmic messenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So how did this make it into Luke\u2019s carefully-researched \u201corderly account\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What are our options here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol>\n<li>Mary told someone later. \u201cOh yeah, by the way, an angel showed up and got me pregnant with the Holy Spirit. Don\u2019t worry it\u2019s God\u2019s baby.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Someone made it up to fit the theology.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Luke was secretly psychic and astral-projected into the past.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Mary-and-Gabriel.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Mary-and-Gabriel.png 1024w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Mary-and-Gabriel-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Mary-and-Gabriel-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Mary-and-Gabriel-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ll let you pick your favorite. Mine\u2019s Option 2, because it smells the least like celestial cologne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The truth is, Luke wasn\u2019t recording journalism. He was telling a mythic origin story \u2014 a theological prequel. Not reporting history, but <strong>mythleading<\/strong> readers with something that <em>looks<\/em> historical but operates like divine fanfiction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Exhibit B: Jesus and the Devil in the Wilderness<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Jump to Luke 4:1\u201313. Jesus, alone in the desert, freshly baptized and probably hangry, is approached by Satan. They have a theological rap battle involving bread, power, and suicide-by-temple-rooftop. Jesus wins by quoting scripture (a move I do <em>not<\/em> recommend trying in real-world arguments with manipulative people), and the Devil backs off like a cartoon villain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Again \u2014 who witnessed this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Was Luke hiding behind a rock?<br>Was there a desert squirrel who later dictated the transcript to Paul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-The-Devil-and-Some-Dude.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-The-Devil-and-Some-Dude.png 1024w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-The-Devil-and-Some-Dude-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-The-Devil-and-Some-Dude-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Jesus-The-Devil-and-Some-Dude-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Even if Jesus told someone later, this reads less like, \u201cHey, I had a tough 40 days\u201d and more like allegorical storytelling about resisting temptation. It\u2019s Jesus vs. the Devil, representing good vs. evil, in a setting as isolated as humanly possible. It\u2019s <em>supposed<\/em> to be a symbol. But Luke doesn\u2019t tell you that \u2014 he presents it like a diary entry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is where <strong>mythleading<\/strong> really shines. Because it\u2019s not just invention \u2014 it\u2019s invention <em>disguised<\/em> as researched history. A beautifully polished theological tale in historical cosplay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">So What&#8217;s the Harm?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, here&#8217;s the thing: if you\u2019re going to claim your story is rooted in eyewitness testimony, you probably shouldn\u2019t fill it with private conversations between humans and angels, or desert duels with Satan. That&#8217;s like writing a biography of George Washington and confidently describing his dreams, unless he wrote them down himself (spoiler: Jesus didn\u2019t leave a journal).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The issue isn\u2019t just that these events are miraculous. It\u2019s that no human could have witnessed them, yet they\u2019re sold as part of a reliable account.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><table border=\"5\" style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\">\n  <tr>\n    <td>Now, some folks will try to patch the hole by saying, \u201cWell, God must have told Luke what happened.\u201d Cute idea, but let\u2019s not skip over the massive leap that requires. The author of Luke doesn\u2019t claim divine revelation anywhere in the entire book \u2014 not in the introduction, not mid-gospel, not even when Jesus ascends into the clouds. No dreams, no angelic dictation, no \u201cthe Lord spoke to me.\u201d Instead, Luke says he\u2019s writing based on secondhand sources and personal investigation \u2014 you know, regular human stuff. So unless God was secretly feeding him transcripts behind the scenes like some kind of ghostwriter from Heaven, that explanation\u2019s not in the text. And if you&#8217;re going to assume divine dictation without the author claiming it, then congratulations: you&#8217;re now filling in plot holes with fan theories.<\/td>\n  <\/tr>\n<\/table><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So Luke wasn\u2019t lying exactly \u2014 but he was certainly <strong>mythleading<\/strong>. Telling sacred stories with the tone of a TED Talk and the footnotes of a Tolkien fanfic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Final Thought<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>I have no problem with myth. Myth is powerful. Myth inspires. Myth gets people to recycle or fight dragons or stop being jerks to the elderly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But when myth starts pretending to be history, especially in the name of divine truth, I get twitchy. Because that\u2019s when people stop asking questions and start building doctrines on&#8230; well, angel whispers and sand-swept soliloquies with Satan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So next time someone says, \u201cLuke is based on eyewitness accounts,\u201d just smile, nod, and ask:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cOh cool \u2014 which eyewitness was there when the angel visited Mary?\u201d<br>And if they say \u201cGod,\u201d you have my full permission to mythlead them straight to this blog.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer: Today we are going to discuss a couple of the events in the Gospel of Luke. 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