{"id":36,"date":"2012-09-29T05:52:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-29T05:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2012-09-29T05:52:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T05:52:00","slug":"born-again-twice-fundamentalist-atheist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/averagejoeatheist.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Born Again Twice Fundamentalist Atheist"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px;\">\nI consider myself to be a<br \/>\nborn again twice fundamentalist atheist. In my mind there are two general<br \/>\ncategories of Christian in this world<em><span style=\"color: red;\"> (although their is a great deal of<br \/>\ndisagreement even between these two generalized groups).<\/span><\/em> The first group<br \/>\nbelieves every single word is 100% accurate and true. If the bible says it<br \/>\nhappened then it had to happen. The second group of Christians believe the bible<br \/>\nis partially mythological in nature. They believe in the divinity of Jesus, but<br \/>\nthey might not believe in Adam or Noah.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px;\">\nThe problem I have with<br \/>\nthe first group is that they have to believe some pretty ridiculous things. Like<br \/>\nBalam&#8217;s talking donkey and angles having sex with humans. They also have to<br \/>\nbelieve God is a good and loving being in spite of doing horribly cruel and down<br \/>\nright evil things to his creations. Things like killing 42 children for calling<br \/>\na man bald, or killing 70,000 innocent people because King David took a census,<br \/>\nor even worse sending his own creations to burn in hell forever if they find<br \/>\nthey can&#8217;t believe in a God who at one time could flood the world, but these<br \/>\ndays his best miracle is appearing on toast. <\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-FU2Dism3Dmg\/UGaHuIwUfJI\/AAAAAAAAAAg\/P0HCyrti5_I\/s1600\/Shrek_donkey.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-FU2Dism3Dmg\/UGaHuIwUfJI\/AAAAAAAAAAg\/P0HCyrti5_I\/s200\/Shrek_donkey.jpg\" width=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\nTalking Donkey &#8211; Good idea in Shrek, bad idea in a Holy Book<\/h3>\n<div style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px;\">\nThe problem with the<br \/>\nsecond group is that the bible traces Jesus&#8217; lineage all the way back to Adam.<br \/>\nJesus himself makes references to Noah as if he was real. Some of these Christians<br \/>\neven see Hell as a metaphor. They will happily tell you all about how God is<br \/>\nlove while dismissing all his evil and cruelty. They will cherry pick there way<br \/>\nthrough the bible. The problem with this is that if part of the bible is untrue<br \/>\nthe entire book has to be cast in doubt. <\/div>\n<div style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px;\">\nIn this blog I plan to write about the bible, Christianity, other holy book and religions in general. I will tell you why I no longer believe. I will not censor any ones comments but I will argue with you about them. I&#8217;ll respect your right to an opinion, but I won&#8217;t always respect the opinion itself. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I consider myself to be a born again twice fundamentalist atheist. 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