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The Gospel of the Living Dead: Matthew’s Tale of the First Zombies
Betcha most of you didn’t even know this was in your bible. Ah, the Gospel of Matthew, where things get real spooky, real fast! Ever read the end of Matthew 27? It’s a doozy! Picture this: Jesus breathes his last, the earth shakes, rocks split, and tombs break open. And then, hold onto your hats,…
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Heathens Greetings!
Just Remember No matter what they tell you Axial Tilt is the Reason For The Season The Earth Is Not Flat Virgins Don’t Have Babies There is no war on Christmas MERRY CHRISTMAS & HEATHEN’S GREETINGS
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Extremophiles in the Goldilocks Zone
I’m not a science guy… Let me reiterate that, I am not a science guy. I wish I was, but I am a truck driver in West Texas. There are no PHDs after my name. Scientific knowledge has nothing to do with why I am an Atheist. Nothing! Evolution and adaptation via natural selection, while…
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Why don’t I believe… does Lot’s wife being a-salted have anything to do with it?
I have kind of been in a funk about my blogging lately. Here I am sitting at home all the time in the world and I can’t get myself to write. Maybe it’s because I can’t get people to read the damn thing. I don’t know, I think I’m funny. I think I offer some…
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Christianity is not a beautiful thing.you unworthy ass wretch!
My children were not born sinful, let’s get that shit out of the way right now. Neither was I, and neither were you. There was no Garden of Eden, snakes don’t talk to people, and fruit doesn’t impart knowledge. There is no such thing as original sin. In fact, there is no such thing as…
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Sacrilegious Sunday Stand Up – Week 3
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Patton Oswalt – Gay Marriage and Green Lantern Rings Skycake
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Sacrilegious Sunday Stand Up – Week Two
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Got a recommendation – leave it in the comments! Tim Minchin – Thank You God!
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Sacrilegious Stand Up Sunday – Week One
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Got a recommendation – leave it in the comments! George Carlin — Religion is Bullshit
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A Better Ten Commandments!
I’m taking this from another of my blogs because I really like these commandments and think they deserve their own blog entry. You can see the original blog post here. It’s pretty obvious that the bible is not a moral guide, no amount of pretending can change that fact. Only a couple of the actual…
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Birth Pangs and Really Bad Apologetics concerning the genealogies of Jesus.
This blog post is not meant to disprove any god. Not even the Christian one (in fact nothing I ever write can disprove god) So, if you read it, and then come at me and say it doesn’t disprove your god, well… your correct, I literally just told you that. I expect someone will do…