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Heathens Greetings!
Just Remember No matter what they tell you Axial Tilt is the Reason For The Season The Earth Is Not Flat Virgins Don’t Have Babies There is no war on Christmas MERRY CHRISTMAS & HEATHEN’S GREETINGS
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Extremophiles in the Goldilocks Zone
I’m not a science guy… Let me reiterate that, I am not a science guy. I wish I was, but I am a truck driver in West Texas. There are no PHDs after my name. Scientific knowledge has nothing to do with why I am an Atheist. Nothing! Evolution and adaptation via natural selection, while…
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Christianity is not a beautiful thing.you unworthy ass wretch!
My children were not born sinful, let’s get that shit out of the way right now. Neither was I, and neither were you. There was no Garden of Eden, snakes don’t talk to people, and fruit doesn’t impart knowledge. There is no such thing as original sin. In fact, there is no such thing as…
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Sacrilegious Sunday Stand Up – Week Two
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Got a recommendation – leave it in the comments! Tim Minchin – Thank You God!
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Birth Pangs and Really Bad Apologetics concerning the genealogies of Jesus.
This blog post is not meant to disprove any god. Not even the Christian one (in fact nothing I ever write can disprove god) So, if you read it, and then come at me and say it doesn’t disprove your god, well… your correct, I literally just told you that. I expect someone will do…
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Why is God so angry when his children disobey?
God knows all things and has an ineffable plan, right? 1st John 3:20 For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things. Acts 15:8 Known to God from eternity are all his works Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, keeping watch on the evil and…
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Sure Jesus cured the blind man… but just so he could show off!
Today I listened to the Gospel of John (I’m a driver and I’m always listening to something). In it, Jesus cures a blind man (John 9:1-12). When the Pharisees asked who sinned (and caused the blindness) the man or his parents, Jesus told them neither. He was born blind just so Jesus could prove God’s…
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Was Jesus smoking the Devil’s Lettuce?
There are a growing number of people claiming that Jesus (if he was real) was using Cannabis Oil in his anointing oil to cure people. I haven’t given this any thought since I have never read anything that claims CBD heals leprosy or brings the dead back to life. However, I just recently read the…
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From Atheist to Prophet in one Day – Really, Really, Really Young Earth Creationism
Today I went from Atheist to full-blown prophet for the one true God. He spake unto me and made me write the following, there may or may not have been some golden tablets written in revised Egyptian involved. God can’t lie. The book (okay pamphlet, blog post, or whatever) says so. I God wrote this…
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Not a real Christian?
I listen to a lot of Theist vs. Atheist conversations and debates and the same themes come up time and time again. One thing that a lot of Theists don’t understand is that many of use were former born again Christians and that studying his word is what made us Atheists. One of the only…