Was Jesus smoking the Devil’s Lettuce?


There are a growing number of people claiming that Jesus (if he was real) was using Cannabis Oil in his anointing oil to cure people. I haven’t given this any thought since I have never read anything that claims CBD heals leprosy or brings the dead back to life.

However, I just recently read the gnostic Gospel of Thomas. It’s a book of Jesus’ sayings that didn’t make the bible (it wasn’t found until later, but dates to about the same time as the biblical gospels) It is short (114 verses) but has given me a new perspective.


You can listen to the Gospel of Thomas here – it’s short, less than an hour.
If Jesus was real he and his disciples were on really good drugs.
For instance:
Verse 60: <They saw> a Samaritan carrying a lamb on his way to Judea. He said to his disciples, “That man is round about the lamb.”
They said to him, “So that he may kill it and eat it.”
He said to them, “While it is alive, he will not eat it, but only when he has killed it and it has become a corpse.”
They said to him, “He cannot do so otherwise.”
He said to them, “You too, look for a place for yourself within repose, lest you become a corpse and be eaten.”
And the last verse:
Verse 114: Simon Peter said to them, “Make Mary leave us, for females don’t deserve life.”
Jesus said, “Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven.”
What do you think, was the Christian lord and savior smoking the devil’s lettuce?

For even more mind-blowing fun…. look up the Gospel of Mary!


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