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Why don’t I believe… does Lot’s wife being a-salted have anything to do with it?
I have kind of been in a funk about my blogging lately. Here I am sitting at home all the time in the world and I can’t get myself to write. Maybe it’s because I can’t get people to read the damn thing. I don’t know, I think I’m funny. I think I offer some…
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Christianity is not a beautiful thing.you unworthy ass wretch!
My children were not born sinful, let’s get that shit out of the way right now. Neither was I, and neither were you. There was no Garden of Eden, snakes don’t talk to people, and fruit doesn’t impart knowledge. There is no such thing as original sin. In fact, there is no such thing as…
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A Better Ten Commandments!
I’m taking this from another of my blogs because I really like these commandments and think they deserve their own blog entry. You can see the original blog post here. It’s pretty obvious that the bible is not a moral guide, no amount of pretending can change that fact. Only a couple of the actual…
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Fat People Shouldn’t be allowed to get married, they’ll just live in sin together.
I am a fat guy! I am using the following post to make a point about the hypocrisy of the evangelical right. I am not bashing fat guys. With all the worrying about Gays getting married and trans-gendered people coming in and out of the wrong restroom causing such an uproar in the Christian community…
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Where Giants Come From According To Genesis.
Since I was already discussing the flood and Noah in a previous blog, let’s look again at the silliness of that theme. Do you know where Giants come from? Jolly Green Giants? Who knows where they came from? According to the bible. Genesis 6:4 Giants are the result of the Sons of God (I’ll go ahead…
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Noah’s Ark Was Full Of Shit – Animal Shit that is!
This might be the shittiest thing you will ever hear about Noah’s Ark. There are literally hundreds of ways to prove that the story of Noah’s Ark is bullshit. But, yet Young Earth Creationist, bible literallists, and the criminally insane rabid fundamentalists sincerely believe it. God’s book said he did it, god’s book claims it…
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Born Again Twice Fundamentalist Atheist
I consider myself to be a born again twice fundamentalist atheist. In my mind there are two general categories of Christian in this world (although their is a great deal of disagreement even between these two generalized groups). The first group believes every single word is 100% accurate and true. If the bible says it…