-
The Gospel of the Living Dead: Matthew’s Tale of the First Zombies
Betcha most of you didn’t even know this was in your bible. Ah, the Gospel of Matthew, where things get real spooky, real fast! Ever read the end of Matthew 27? It’s a doozy! Picture this: Jesus breathes his last, the earth shakes, rocks split, and tombs break open. And then, hold onto your hats,…
-
Heathens Greetings!
Just Remember No matter what they tell you Axial Tilt is the Reason For The Season The Earth Is Not Flat Virgins Don’t Have Babies There is no war on Christmas MERRY CHRISTMAS & HEATHEN’S GREETINGS
-
Sacrilegious Sunday Stand Up – Week Two
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Got a recommendation – leave it in the comments! Tim Minchin – Thank You God!
-
Sacrilegious Stand Up Sunday – Week One
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Got a recommendation – leave it in the comments! George Carlin — Religion is Bullshit
-
Birth Pangs and Really Bad Apologetics concerning the genealogies of Jesus.
This blog post is not meant to disprove any god. Not even the Christian one (in fact nothing I ever write can disprove god) So, if you read it, and then come at me and say it doesn’t disprove your god, well… your correct, I literally just told you that. I expect someone will do…
-
Jesus Creates the first Deviled Ham, while ruining a Pig Farmers life..
Do you love Deviled Ham? I rarely have it, but I like it. By today’s standards, “Deviled” just means to make spicy. Usually with Cayenne, Hot Peppers or Mustard, things of that nature. You can Devil up all kinds of foods, such as Eggs, Chicken and even Turkey. Mmmmmm Deviled Ham… Yummy But is that…
-
Sure Jesus cured the blind man… but just so he could show off!
Today I listened to the Gospel of John (I’m a driver and I’m always listening to something). In it, Jesus cures a blind man (John 9:1-12). When the Pharisees asked who sinned (and caused the blindness) the man or his parents, Jesus told them neither. He was born blind just so Jesus could prove God’s…
-
Was Jesus smoking the Devil’s Lettuce?
There are a growing number of people claiming that Jesus (if he was real) was using Cannabis Oil in his anointing oil to cure people. I haven’t given this any thought since I have never read anything that claims CBD heals leprosy or brings the dead back to life. However, I just recently read the…
-
You’re praying for me… thanks, but…
As atheists, it is very easy to get sarcastic and even downright nasty when someone tells us they are praying for us or praying for anything actually. First off it is definitely presumptuous on the part of the person saying they prayed. Are we supposed to be grateful? Are we supposed to suddenly fall to our…
-
Fat People Shouldn’t be allowed to get married, they’ll just live in sin together.
I am a fat guy! I am using the following post to make a point about the hypocrisy of the evangelical right. I am not bashing fat guys. With all the worrying about Gays getting married and trans-gendered people coming in and out of the wrong restroom causing such an uproar in the Christian community…