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A Better Ten Commandments!
I’m taking this from another of my blogs because I really like these commandments and think they deserve their own blog entry. You can see the original blog post here. It’s pretty obvious that the bible is not a moral guide, no amount of pretending can change that fact. Only a couple of the actual…
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Why is God so angry when his children disobey?
God knows all things and has an ineffable plan, right? 1st John 3:20 For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things. Acts 15:8 Known to God from eternity are all his works Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, keeping watch on the evil and…
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Jesus Creates the first Deviled Ham, while ruining a Pig Farmers life..
Do you love Deviled Ham? I rarely have it, but I like it. By today’s standards, “Deviled” just means to make spicy. Usually with Cayenne, Hot Peppers or Mustard, things of that nature. You can Devil up all kinds of foods, such as Eggs, Chicken and even Turkey. Mmmmmm Deviled Ham… Yummy But is that…
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Sure Jesus cured the blind man… but just so he could show off!
Today I listened to the Gospel of John (I’m a driver and I’m always listening to something). In it, Jesus cures a blind man (John 9:1-12). When the Pharisees asked who sinned (and caused the blindness) the man or his parents, Jesus told them neither. He was born blind just so Jesus could prove God’s…
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Was Jesus smoking the Devil’s Lettuce?
There are a growing number of people claiming that Jesus (if he was real) was using Cannabis Oil in his anointing oil to cure people. I haven’t given this any thought since I have never read anything that claims CBD heals leprosy or brings the dead back to life. However, I just recently read the…
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Fat People Shouldn’t be allowed to get married, they’ll just live in sin together.
I am a fat guy! I am using the following post to make a point about the hypocrisy of the evangelical right. I am not bashing fat guys. With all the worrying about Gays getting married and trans-gendered people coming in and out of the wrong restroom causing such an uproar in the Christian community…
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What sacrifice?
God loves you. God loves you so much that he sacrificed his only begotten son so that you might be forgiven of your sins and have eternal life in Heaven. An omnipotent being of immense power created you. Decided you were a sinner and condemned you to hell for all eternity but then decided to…
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Christian Crusaders vs. Muslim Jihadists
Not all of us in America think there is a difference between the Christian right and Islamic Radicals. Like the Crusaders of old we send our knights in to kill those of different faiths. We justify it with the mantra that they are trying to do is harm. We call it self defense. Praying to…
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Noah’s Ark Was Full Of Shit – Animal Shit that is!
This might be the shittiest thing you will ever hear about Noah’s Ark. There are literally hundreds of ways to prove that the story of Noah’s Ark is bullshit. But, yet Young Earth Creationist, bible literallists, and the criminally insane rabid fundamentalists sincerely believe it. God’s book said he did it, god’s book claims it…
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Born Again Twice Fundamentalist Atheist
I consider myself to be a born again twice fundamentalist atheist. In my mind there are two general categories of Christian in this world (although their is a great deal of disagreement even between these two generalized groups). The first group believes every single word is 100% accurate and true. If the bible says it…