Welcome to Average Joe Atheist. A humorous (hopefully) and irreverant blog about why I don’t believe in any god or gods. I am not a scientist, I do not have any degrees, I’m just a guy who had questions and found I could know longer believe what most of you believe.
I’m not a doctor, scholar or liberal elite. There are no PHDs after my name, in fact, I don’t even have a BA. I’m not a Dennet, Dawkins or even a Dillahunty (I do know what alliteration is though, obviously).
I was studying to be a minster in the Methodist church when I started to question. I considered myself a born again believer and had many experiences I attributed to God (the Christian one). I remember standing in front of the congregation with tears rolling down my eyes believing I had felt the holy spirit. I even believed I spoke in tongues once.
Now I am trying to do my part to spread skepticism about not just the Christian religion but all gods and supernatural claims, although since I grew up Christian this blog is heavily focused on that religion. I believe the world is a better place when we look to ourselves for purpose and morals (Yes, we can do that). I think world views informed by religion are very dangerous. Yes, that means I believe we can do better than your god (whichever one it is).
But whether it changes anyone’s views or not my greatest hope is that it makes them think. I try to make my page informative and funny. I love to argue my point also. I don’t censor the comments, so if you have something to say, fire away! Oh… and THOR bless you! (No, don’t believe in him either)
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Hey there, fellow primates! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Ever wondered why we humans, with all our fancy tech, sophisticated lattes, and love for bacon, mocha chocolate lattes, and avocado toast, have fewer chromosomes than our ape cousins? Or why, if we evolved from apes, there are still apes swinging from trees, munching on bananas,…
Ah, the tale of King Herod, the original bad guy of the New Testament! You know the story – three wise men, a star in the East, and a king with a serious case of baby fever. But, hold onto your frankincense, folks, because this tale might just be a historical hiccup! In other words……
Ah, the Old Testament, that ancient tome of wisdom, rules, and a whole lot of smiting. Ever cracked it open to peek at the adultery laws? Spoiler alert: they’re a wild ride, especially if you’re a married lady or a virgin gal. So, grab your holy water and let’s dive into the divine drama! God…
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Hey there, fellow primates! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Ever wondered why we humans, with all our fancy tech, sophisticated lattes, and love for bacon, mocha chocolate lattes, and avocado toast, have fewer chromosomes than our ape cousins? Or why, if we evolved from apes, there are still apes swinging from trees, munching on bananas,…
Ah, the tale of King Herod, the original bad guy of the New Testament! You know the story – three wise men, a star in the East, and a king with a serious case of baby fever. But, hold onto your frankincense, folks, because this tale might just be a historical hiccup! In other words……
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Patton Oswalt – Gay Marriage and Green Lantern Rings Skycake
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Got a recommendation – leave it in the comments! Tim Minchin – Thank You God!
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Got a recommendation – leave it in the comments! George Carlin — Religion is Bullshit
I’m taking this from another of my blogs because I really like these commandments and think they deserve their own blog entry. You can see the original blog post here. It’s pretty obvious that the bible is not a moral guide, no amount of pretending can change that fact. Only a couple of the actual…
This blog post is not meant to disprove any god. Not even the Christian one (in fact nothing I ever write can disprove god) So, if you read it, and then come at me and say it doesn’t disprove your god, well… your correct, I literally just told you that. I expect someone will do…
God knows all things and has an ineffable plan, right? 1st John 3:20 For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things. Acts 15:8 Known to God from eternity are all his works Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, keeping watch on the evil and…
Do you love Deviled Ham? I rarely have it, but I like it. By today’s standards, “Deviled” just means to make spicy. Usually with Cayenne, Hot Peppers or Mustard, things of that nature. You can Devil up all kinds of foods, such as Eggs, Chicken and even Turkey. Mmmmmm Deviled Ham… Yummy But is that…
Today I listened to the Gospel of John (I’m a driver and I’m always listening to something). In it, Jesus cures a blind man (John 9:1-12). When the Pharisees asked who sinned (and caused the blindness) the man or his parents, Jesus told them neither. He was born blind just so Jesus could prove God’s…
There are a growing number of people claiming that Jesus (if he was real) was using Cannabis Oil in his anointing oil to cure people. I haven’t given this any thought since I have never read anything that claims CBD heals leprosy or brings the dead back to life. However, I just recently read the…
Today I went from Atheist to full-blown prophet for the one true God. He spake unto me and made me write the following, there may or may not have been some golden tablets written in revised Egyptian involved. God can’t lie. The book (okay pamphlet, blog post, or whatever) says so. I God wrote this…
A funny look at why I do not believe what you believe.
How come the Christian god didn’t just create us in Heaven as eternal beings? Because this is all a test to see if you will accept the sacrifice of his son, Jesus. But doesn’t the god already know if we will pass his test? Yeah, but we still have to take the test. Why? Because…
I’m not a science guy… Let me reiterate that, I am not a science guy. I wish I was, but I am a truck driver in West Texas. There are no PHDs after my name. Scientific knowledge has nothing to do with why I am an Atheist. Nothing! Evolution and adaptation via natural selection, while…
I have kind of been in a funk about my blogging lately. Here I am sitting at home all the time in the world and I can’t get myself to write. Maybe it’s because I can’t get people to read the damn thing. I don’t know, I think I’m funny. I think I offer some…
In a shameless attempt to get more readers, and hopefully get repeat visits to this blog, I have decided to feature my favorite God mocking lampooning comic routines each Sunday. Jim Jefferies – God is drunk at a party
My children were not born sinful, let’s get that shit out of the way right now. Neither was I, and neither were you. There was no Garden of Eden, snakes don’t talk to people, and fruit doesn’t impart knowledge. There is no such thing as original sin. In fact, there is no such thing as…